Saturday, March 18, 2017

Sex Sex Blog Tour With an Excerpt By: Max Monroe!!

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Sex Says Playlist: https://goo.gl/M7dynV

Blurb:

From New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author Max Monroe comes a new standalone romantic comedy.

Lola

My name is Lola Sexton, and I’m a sex addict.
Okay…that’s a lie.
Truth is, I’m a serial dater turned dating and relationship columnist for The San Francisco Times. My readers call me Sex. Sex Says.
I love my job.
I love my life.
And I hate Reed Luca.

Reed

My name is Reed Luca, and I’m a liar.
Ironically, that’s the truth.
I’m 31, and my occupation is…well, complicated.
My favorite kind of woman comes in all shapes and sizes, but always has a big brain.
I’ve never hated anything.
Lola Sexton hates me.
Luckily, it’s a thin line between love and hate, and with my help, pretty Lola will only be able to straddle that line for so long.

Disclaimer: You may feel emboldened to quit your job at the conclusion of this book. Proceed with caution. This is a work of fiction and the authors cannot be held liable.
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Tiny Tease Excerpt:


Normally, I needed a face-to-face

 encounter to read a person’s intentions,

 but something about what I knew about

 Lola from her column and the careful way

 she’d arranged her words when emailing

 me spoke to violence I wasn’t sure I’d 
ever

 witnessed.

      Limb amputation, genital mutilation,

and a healthy 

hock in order to leave a loogie behind on

the tattered body.

      Would meeting up with the woman

behind the words lead to anything other

 than some kind of police involvement?

 Though, really, I kind of miss them…

      No, no. I was supposed to be reformed.

      But even the converted could find

themselves in trouble when they least

expected it. An impulsive video on

 YouTube that led to millions of views was

 proof of that. My inbox was now cluttered

 with interview requests from various

 media sources, as well as hate mail from

 angered Sex Says fans who didn’t

 appreciate my candid view regarding their

 favorite dating and relationship column.

      I stared at the blinking cursor on the

 screen where I’d opened a return email

 and volleyed.

      Red wire, blue wire, red wire, blue 
wire…

      Goddamn, I couldn’t help myself.

      Fuck it. I’ll cut both of them.

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